First Blog

Thanks for dropping by my website.  In the days to come I’ll be uploading all kinds of cool things and links to relevant threads.  In effort of full disclosure, I’ve always had a sense of humor some find inelegant, for lack of a better word.  The truth is I’m a snarky bastard that loves clever insults and bad puns.  If that’s not your cup of tea, ye might not tread ‘ere!  As a lot of teens and pre-teens seem to enjoy my book, I’ll try to keep the profane stuff to a bare minimum.  I can’t promise the same for my friends.

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